This movie sounded super interesting when we read the description on Tubi. Little did we know this movie was probably "lost" for a reason.
It's some woman's wedding day (no, I'm not looking up anyone's name), but her ceremony is ruined by a kaiju. Her soon-to-be husband is part of the Air Force and was called in to fight the monster. Later, the monster is terrorizing Korea.
I don't even know what to say about this movie. It was awful and not in a good way. The monster looked terrible, and the aliens were just guys with trash cans on their heads. The main space ship looked like a cigar while the little one looked like you could put a Quarter Pounder in it.
The real problem with this movie is the characters. You have the whiny bride who ends up getting captured, the mother with boneless legs (she's always falling down), the "comedy" duo who are anything but funny, and the strange orphan who pees in ear canals. That's not even including the random folks, like the newspaper pooper who thinks he's crapped out a baby or the jeweler who is trampled while trying to escape.
This movie was way too long for what it was, and I couldn't wait for it to end. They even walked along the beach for a good minute before The End popped up. Not enough of the main characters died for my liking, but I did appreciate the miraculous stunt of the ejected pilot swinging by to rescue two people from the monster's hand as he floated to the ground.
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